pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via so-um-yeah)

equestrianfangirlswag:

shslequius:

jennyatsdcc:

jennyatsdcc:

the best thing that came from working at mcdonalds was learning why the heck the mcflurry spoons look like that

image

it’s a secret.

you can’t fucking do that

i know why mcflurry spoons are like that

(via iftheresagerard-theresaway)

Anonymous: no you're a child. 

princess-amz:

maybe it’s maybeline